|| Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
Posted: 08/30/07 07:01 AM
1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run---anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you up???
5. People no longer view you as hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
13. Your eyes won't get much worse
14. Your joints are more accurate meteorologist than the national weather service
15. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.